If I Post This Blog You Know I Got Out of the Bathroom Alive

So, am I just too scared to leave the bathroom? Why am I scared? When I try to answer that question Baby Candy starts yelling, "I think I'm Going to Die!" 36-year old Candi says, "Of course your not going to die. Unless you kill yourself Baby. Are you going to kill yourself Baby Candy?" and Baby Candy starts crying and yelling, "I don't know! What if I do on accident?" 36-year old Candi is perplexed and just holds Baby Candy and tells her that it's all going to be o.k. and we can hang out in the bathroom if that feels safe to her right now. "Do you want me to brush your hair Baby Candy?"

Oh, man, I've got to get out of this bathroom.

Yep, gotta get out of the bathroom real soon.